Earlier this week, EFNet’s own autistic ginger, phocus <phocus@w0p.org> <phocus@stimulus.money> <phocus@fbi.actor>, tried to pretend to check himself into a drug rehab in order to scam his mom into turning back on the trust fund faucet. As yours truly has predicted, he just couldn’t help himself and decided to hop on IRC and blow his lie wide open.
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<@leku> phocus back a little early huh?
<w0rd> no im in
<@leku> they let u keep ur phone?
<w0rd> im here in my room just got everything here
<@leku> jpegs
<@puny> any hotties in there
<w0rd> yes
<w0rd> several already
<w0rd> were eyeing me
<@puny> nice, time to bang
<@puny> crazy girls are the best fucks
<w0rd> indeed
<@puny> make sure to share nude jpgs
<w0rd> shall
<@puny> bless you
<w0rd> i need to EAT
<w0rd> thats one problem
<w0rd> rehab is like jury duty
<w0rd> when to comes to food
-- Mode #Chases [+b *!*@stimulus.money] by kongfuzi
<-- kongfuzi has kicked w0rd (no they don't)
Looks like he’s been ‘rehabbing’ alright.
We may decide to lift the ban if he comes up with video proof that he’s actually in there receiving treatment but we’re not holding our breath.